Nearly blown off my feet on my walk this morning – when you’re only inches from the ground those gusts of wind can nearly pick you right up, and that’s not very dignified for a small person.
And then, as I just merely considered the possibility of thinking about maybe crossing the road, the old man muttered someting about me having a brain the size of a sesame seed, but since I have no idea how big a sesame seed is, I’m going to assume it’s enormous and just enjoy using it.
There – did you see that? I just used another bit of it.
What did you get for Christmas? I ate the contents of my stocking straight away – they all seemed surprised as of course I normally don’t eat, just to keep them on their toes. If you go for long enough looking forlorn and dejected, they give in and out comes the chicken, which is a RESULT. Otherwise you have to sneak a good feed when they’re not looking. Act really hungry and excited as they get the food ready, then go all gloomy as the bowl hits the floor. Best way to raise the bar when it comes to food quality, I find.
The best for Christmas was my honking hedgehog with a santa hat. It makes a noise when you chew it, but best of all is just lying there holding it in my mouth, which I do for ages, going all blank. I think they call it going to your special place, but I suspect it might be me getting a bit lost in all that huge great sesame seed-sized brain where there’s so much going on a small person can easily get a bit distracted…
I also had a great week in Wiltshire with Polly and Tonka although Tonka’s a bit of a twat so he had to be growled at. Who does he think he is, trying to be all tall and bouncy. Excuse me and how dare he. Anyway he was put in his place when it came to bedtime and I was the only one allowed to sleep in the bed with the humans. Ha! (Of course that’s never allowed at home although I do occasionally sneak in with the girl if no ones looking).
Must go – urgent snooze to catch up on.