More news from our intrepid family in Kazakstan…
“As it turns out I have, armed with a a telephone and the Oxford Russian/English dictionary, found a small office that imports royal canin. So I can buy some reassuringly expensive food, upping the dog food bill from 1,500 tenge to 8,500 a bag.
Every dog food from the supermarket gave Lettie colitis. Diarrhoea and broken sleep. I tried to call you when your orginal suggestion of the barf diet just wouldn’t work. Raw kidneys, chicken wings, mince with raw grated carrots and apples all spurned with the greatest embarrassment by our dog. Toulouse sausage and pur brebis go immediately you turn your back, but anything recommended by the barf diet was greeted with horror. Her favourite foods are roast chicken – no bones – and shepherd’s pie with butternut and green beans. Don’t know why she likes butternut so much when she loathes peas and carrots.
At this point I called you in despair. Also seemed to be white discharge which might indicate some form of pyometra. That seems to have slowed down now. At the moment she is on tins of dog food called ‘darling’ by purina, supplemented with chicken stock and left-over sunday lunch. This until the next shipment of RC sensible diet arrives next month.
Why won’t she eat raw food if it is meant to be so good for her? Does it need to be heated up, like her master’s dinner? Grilled with cheese on top?
I hope we are out of the crisis, except that the outside dog has just eaten all of Lettie’s hand-stitched leather collar, leaving only the buckle behind.  His Lordship will not be amused.”
So now you know – just remember, you heard it here first…